I was in Chicago last week.
I did stand up, and caught the flu and ate McDonald's (Big Mac Meal with an extra cheeseburger).
So then I had the flu and a stomach ache.
I'm a dummy.

I didn't see a whole lot of the town because I was sick and apathetic
and working on stuff in my room that didn't pan out.

Nevertheless, the crowds and staff were cool.

Here is a picture of two women who thought I was very funny.

They brought dates or husbands.
That was not very nice of them.

I had trouble sleeping.
So I just sat there in my room, not sleeping.
I tried to watch television but nothing was on except diarhea.
Not real diarhea, just programming that felt like diarhea.

Diarhea.