Nothing!
| For those of you interested in what is going on with me, I have this to say: Nothing. I can send you a video to prove it. You know what would be on the video? Nothing. No big ideas. No socializing. No sex. I don't own a television. So when I am doing nothing, it really is nothing. Oh, occasionally I look at stuff on youtube, but what I watch is essentially nothing, totally void of real content. It's like my brain except fancier. I know there is a big political campaign going on, but politics are gay. I don't really care. You know what a new president will do for this world? Nothing. Holy shit. That means I could be President.  If I were president I would make press conferences interesting so they would get posted on youtube and tons of people would watch them and all the posts would get five stars. "Mr. President, what is your first order of business?" To masturbate in the oval office, then I am going to dry hump the oval desk. Next question. "Thank you, Mr. President. I don't really have a question. I just want you to know that the desk in the oval office is actually more rectangle in shape." So is your mom's vagina. Next question." "Mr. President, what will be your biggest challenge over the next four years?" I would say not going number two in my pants. Oops, too late. By the way, I will be in Erie Pennsylvania on Friday and Huntington, West Virginia on Saturday for the Bob and Tom Tour. |
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