when i was fourteen i saw the professional boxer tommy "hitman" hearns
for the first time.
i'm not sure who he fought, maybe pipino cuevas.
anyway, hitman looked like a bad motherfucker.
i was fourteen and a virgin.
i wanted to be a bad motherfucker.
so i started boxing.

but when i boxed i didn't look like a bad motherfucker.
i weighed a hundred and nineteen pounds.
i just looked sickly.

my amateur record was 1 win, 4 losses and 1 draw.
which means i was a bad fighter, not a bad motherfucker.

here are two bad motherfuckers in debatably the greatest round in the
history of boxing.
enjoy.

TOMMY HEARNS IS IN GOLD TRUNKS