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Submitted by Nick on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 07:17
Hello, fans of nick griffin and drunk people who mistakingly signed up for these hilarious updates,
What a year it has been. Such memories we shared. Remember the time I performed and you watched?
What an evening for the both of us.
I hope we get to do it again this year.



Sure the economy sucks and you have very little money. but we can't let that get in the way of the amazing relationship we have established. You know, where I perform and you watch. It is almost erotic in nature. What other person in your life asks so little? noone, that is who.
And don't think for a second that I don't appreciate it.
Without you I am nothing. Actually with you I am still nothing. But I am closer to something. And someday I will be something. Someday I will be Famous for performing...or for kicking president bush in the weiner. But either way, you will be able to say, " I saw that guy when he was nothing." Happy holidays to all. I will see you soon.

Donnie Baker

Submitted by Nick on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 03:33


Never buy a boat from this man!

The Pogues

Submitted by Nick on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 08:38


Mary Birdsong

Submitted by Nick on Mon, 11/03/2008 - 02:58

5 Quick Comedy Tips

Submitted by Nick on Mon, 11/03/2008 - 01:16




Nothing!

Submitted by Nick on Wed, 10/22/2008 - 16:36
For those of you interested in what is going on with me, I have this to say:
Nothing.
I can send you a video to prove it.

You know what would be on the video?
Nothing.
No big ideas.
No socializing.
No sex.

I don't own a television.
So when I am doing nothing, it really is nothing.

Oh, occasionally I look at stuff on youtube, but what I watch is essentially nothing, totally void of real content.
It's like my brain except fancier.

I know there is a big political campaign going on, but politics are gay.
I don't really care.
You know what a new president will do for this world?
Nothing.

Holy shit.
That means I could be President.



If I were president I would make press conferences interesting so they would get posted on youtube and tons of people would watch them and all the posts would get five stars.

"Mr. President, what is your first order of business?" To masturbate in the oval office, then I am going to dry hump the oval desk. Next question.
"Thank you, Mr. President. I don't really have a question. I just want you to know that the desk in the oval office is actually more rectangle in shape." So is your mom's vagina. Next question."

"Mr. President, what will be your biggest challenge over the next four years?" I would say not going number two in my pants. Oops, too late.

By the way, I will be in Erie Pennsylvania on Friday and
Huntington, West Virginia on Saturday for the Bob and Tom Tour.

Superchunk

Submitted by Nick on Wed, 10/08/2008 - 11:33

Grand Rapids

Submitted by Nick on Sun, 10/05/2008 - 11:27

Free Astrological Chart for nick g

Submitted by queenofspades on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 05:36
Just from the vibes of your blog I see your Mercury is in Tuna and you are ruled by the planet Uranus, with the sun in the cold unfeeling sign of Capricorn.
SAME AS;

January 2, 1880 - Joseph Stalin - Dictator
January 2, 1940 - Jim Bakker - Religious Figure

All terrible, terrible people. You see?

January 19, 1946 - Dolly Parton - Singer.

Yes! But any fool can see why she is the exception to the rule,and besides she lies about her age so who knows.

Terrible, terrible, can't you see? I suggest you legally change your birth month ASAP

Bob and Tom tour

Submitted by Nick on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 23:24

i did the bob and tom tour this weekend.

who was on the tour with me?
paul mecurio, dwayne perkins, greg warren and drew hastings.

bob zany was there too.
he was hawking product in the lobby when the above pic was taken.

but here he is backstage.

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